5 Top Tips For Babies Who Are Fussy Eaters
Some people blame Teething. Because we have to blame something right? Otherwise, this whole food strike would simply not make sense! “Maybe she’s Teething? Well, she did have a disturbed sleep last night. Could she have a little cold perhaps? A sore throat? Anything! Just give me some meaning to this obscure behaviour!”You offer finger foods. They’re swiped to the floor.You try feeding with a spoon. Their mouth clamps shut.
You’re at the end of your tether. But fear not! I have several tried and tested solutions that will ensure your baby is eating again in no time!
1. You’ve presented your child with their meal and they’ve thrown every morsel on to the floor. Kick your feet back. Allow them to carry on with their business. Once they look at you with that smug little face, simply remove them from their highchair and place them on the floor. You can then watch proudly as your hard work pays off and your child crawls under the high chair and eats a hearty lunch from the floor. Like a dog. You can now scratch ‘Teething’ off your list of possible reasons for not eating and in the future try asking yourself “Do they want to be a dog? Is this why they’re not eating?”
2. You’ve attempted to feed your child their morning porridge. With every trick you pull (here comes the choo choo train…) you’re greeted with a closed mouth and a grimace. You’re at your wits end. Don’t reach for the Gin just yet (save that for around 5pm when you’re really about to lose your shit). Instead, calmly walk away and make your own breakfast. Sit down and tuck in to your poached egg and beans on toast, and watch the little scamp suddenly take an interest in food after all and come begging at your knee. Like a dog.
3. Consider the possibility that your child just doesn’t fancy what you’re offering. They could be saving themselves for a more lavish and exotic dish later on in the day, such as fake stones from the fire, a muddy shoe, or the bookcase. Just like, you know, a dog.
4. Disguise their food. Just like your mum used to hide your veg in your mash potato, you too can play the same tricks. You could mould your child’s healthy snack in to stones or lego perhaps? Bury them in some dirt in the garden or sprinkle them in dog shit. All these creative touches will appeal to your child’s palette.
5. Opt for the easy choice and buy a lifetime supply of Skips, Wotsits, Quavers and Gin.
*The Gin is for you obviously. There’s no way you’d take the risk of giving your baby Gin so they can sprinkle it all over the floor from their Tommee Tippee!
Written by Louise Dicaprio for her blog, puzzledmummy.