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by Neil McTeggart

Team DILF: New Baby vs Toddler

– – – New baby – – –

“We shall bathe them every 72 hours using only the finest mineral water, harvested by nuns from the deepest Icelandic lakes. Not a single chemical shall grace their skin or pollute their follicles. No trace of fluoride will contaminate her tiny little soul.”

– – – Nearly 3 year old – – –

“She’s probably due her monthly hose down.”

Written by Neil McTeggart for his Facebook blog, Team DILF!

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