Back in the day you organised a date by phoning a girl on the landline (praying her dad wouldn’t answer) and bish bash...
8 things new parents need to know!
1- That book you bought that tells you everything about everything. Yeah, it’s bullshit....
Firstly, how do you know when your child actually needs their nails cut? There are two major clues…
1/ They have...
DILF guide to loving….
Before kids, your mattress probably saw more action than the Expendables compilation on fast forward....
We’ve all heard that phrase ‘the terrible twos’ at some point in our lives and whilst I understand the term ‘at times’,...
So I brought my daughter to swim class by myself for the first time ever. DILF level up!
Usually I would swan into the changing...
So my wife 3D printed another person from her vajayjay last night and now I have two daughters under two!
As a teenage boy I...
The five sounds that send me into a parenting tizzy… how many ring a bell for you?
One: That ONE specific toy your child is...
When I found out I was expecting I done what every mum-to-be does… I read every baby book there was and consumed every piece of...
When my children were attending pre-school , there used to be a system known as rota-mum. This was where the mums (or dads) of the...
Nursery. Daycare. Childcare. Child minder. Pre school… loads of words that cause parents headaches.
Before I...
Will I go on another family holiday?
Will I feck!
Ok, maybe that’s slightly harsh. I did indeed have a few great hours on...
How on earth has 5 weeks gone by already?! I’m not quite sure how we have survived this fog of becoming a family of 4...
Temper temper 24/6/18
It started with a Fruit Shoot… (other makes are...
I go to bed every night promising myself I will do better, I will be better. I promise myself I will be more proactive, productive...